News (Terre Haute Tribune Star) I believe that some famed general, killed in some atrocity in Angola (the country, not the Indiana town where lots of Amish folks live), directed his heirs to deposit part of his $35.7-million fortune into my bank account -- just for safe keeping, until they gain political asylum -- and that I'll be rewarded by receiving 20 percent of the money.
Local: (Lincoln Journal Star) The agency running the Powerball lottery may decrease the odds of winning the multimillion-dollar jackpot to stem a record-setting run of winners that is keeping jackpots small and, the agency says, causing ticket sales to plunge.
News (Terre Haute Tribune Star) I believe that some famed general, killed in some atrocity in Angola (the country, not the Indiana town where lots of Amish folks live), directed his heirs to deposit part of his $35.7-million fortune into my bank account -- just for safe keeping, until they gain political asylum -- and that I'll be rewarded by receiving 20 percent of the money.
